We just got our dive bar privileges back. Follow this simple guide so that we can keep it that way. Remember to pace yourself. Don't drive. Don't text your ex. Don't ask the bartender to charge your phone. Don't show people pictures of your cat. Don't take your shoes off. Don't touch anyone. And don't forget to drink water.
Ad agency: Forsman & Bodenfors, New York
Client: Diageo
Principal talent: Iliza Shlesinger